Reading Up Close Bad for Eyebrows

"Alex get your glasses. It's not good for your eyes to be four inches from the page."

"I'm okay."

"That's not good for your eyes. Go get your glasses."

"He's not reading with his eyes. He's reading with his eyebrows."

"It's not good for your eyeBROWS!"

"Alex, listen to your father and go get your glasses. How many times do we have to tell you? You're going to ruin your eyebrows reading like that?"