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Maggie's Spiderman Underwear

 

I know it seems like animal cruelty but I'm telling you, when I walked up to Maggie and told her I had Spiderman underwear, I shit you not, she jumped up and danced in excitement then rolled onto her back and put her feet up in the air, just like a toddler used to the routine, so I could easily slip them over her back legs.

As I'm pulling them up on her and adjusting the waistband I said "When I was your age, Maggie, I loved
Spiderman too."

My life hasn't been the same since the car accident

Can you tell by the photo whose fault it was? I can't believe I'm STILL on the phone with the insurance company arguing that it wasn't mine.

Do I love him or what!?