As Long as I Don't Start Looking Like Him

I registered on Classmates.com as Elmer Fudd because I wasn't sure if I was already in the directory. I didn't want to register twice. That would be "dorky" for one thing -- plus a few other words from the 70s and 80s that come to mind. "A-duuuuh! Amy signed in twice! Nerd."

I'd forgotten I'd registered as Elmer until I logged into the email address I give out for such things where all I'll get in my inbox are ads. A week went by. I logged on to the spare email account and had one message. In the subject it said, "Elmer, there are 5 NEW photos of people in your community".

"Weeel-wee? Weww, wet's have a wook-see, sha-weee? Is it Bugs? Daffy? Woad Wunner? I wonder what they wook wike now!"